In a Land Far Far Away...

I'm not sure if you've noticed - but I'm horribly terribly most awful when it comes to dating.  I don't know how to function in a world based on feelings.  There is only one romantic situation in which I feel most comfortable:

Long distance.

I know - you think I'm drunk.  Long distance relationships suck.  But to me - they're also not very real.  I can exist in a world of not ever having to truly commit myself to someone because realistically, its' not going to work anyways.  I'm mitigating the emotional risk.  Its strategic dating. 

Before you judge me - let's remember I am in fact in therapy and yes my therapist is aware that I often leave the state rather than simply not date someone.  I'm what you should can call emotionally a nightmare.  They should study me - honestly I half expect my therapist to suggest this soon.

Long distance relationships give me the butterflies of the relationship, but it's forced to go at such a slow pace - from such a distance - that I don't believe it's even a thing.  Hence - there's no real risk, or reason that I've got to push myself emotionally.  I like that.  That's just unhealthy enough to keep my therapist in business for years.

Now half of you are in long distance relationships or really into the fairytale and you're super offended right now.  You're thinking that's not my relationship, mine is successful and healthy and very real.  You know what?  It might be.  Seriously, what do I know?  

But for me - it's a sick balance of what do I do with my hands and please love me.  I don't even know what that means.  It sounded very introspective though.  Can I also clarify that I'm purely speaking to starting relationships as long distance?  If you've known each other and been friends or dated before becoming long distance - that's ideal - that's extra strategic dating and I need you to let me in on that because I think that's where I'm going to find my forever.

This all sounds really cynical, and I've got a surprise for you - I'm openly cynical about the long distance game because it represents everything unhealthy about the way I date.  The underlying evolution here is that long distance relationships have taught me my trigger for unhealthy dating patterns.  

Pay attention - the breakthrough is coming ...

I often choose relationships that are destined to fail.

It took me 31 years to process that dating the guy who isn't nice to me, cheats on me, isn't ready to commit - he's not the guy for me.  But you're 32 - I KNOW, can I finish?  This past year I've spent giving my time and energies to men who are nothing like that.  They're good men.  They're in it for the real deal.

And that's made me suspicious AF.  

I've seen all the bad ones - and I've probably been a bad person to date myself at times - so when you give me a man who shows up and is inherently kind, I'm attracted to him, and he's not in it for himself - I want to know his angle.

Fast forward to where I'm at now.  I have a gentleman suitor in my world who throws me for a loop.  I've known him for a long time.  We've developed as friends and whatever and I'm 75% sure that while we are not in a place to be an us right now - he's 98% real about his feelings and he's not just in it for this flawless bod.

And that's a trip.  We aren't dating.  We are not together -

Still single ya'll, please inquire within -

 - ANYWAYS -

We are absolutely in no way a thing.  He's a free agent (but don't inquire within, get your own).  Because of the nature of the places in life we are right now - I don't necessarily believe it can ever be a thing.  And I think that helps me have a more authentic relationship with him.  I absolutely say the wrong things, I self sabotage, and I'm awkward.  But because I know my triggers, I'm in an extra healthy place to test new me.

Do I secretly hope it could be the real deal one day?  I do.  And that's how I know, as much as I try to play it cool, I'm going to be ok in love.  

I'm aware of my triggers, I'm facing them, and I'm evolving.  And really, in a world where we are all just looking for someone to be weird with - that's all you can hope for.

Science.

I'd like to throw you for a loop.  I'm a romantic.

I know right - you really were not expecting that one.  Neither was I.  But here we are.  Therapeutic breakthrough.

Maybe I should clarify, I'm a realistic romantic.  Like I'm not moving across the country for love without some sound lists and research, but I'll fight fiercely when I believe in a relationship.

Which brings me to my point.   Science.  Chemistry to be exact.  

Chemistry, real chemistry with another human being is rare.  I'd like to define it as undefinable.  A spark, a fire, a feeling you can't ignore.  I can count on one hand how many times I've had real chemistry with someone.  And I'm hoping it stays that way.

Science.  I like that chemistry is a scientific principle.  Practical me enjoys that there's a realistic basis for the draw I feel.  Romantic me, she's into the spicy feels that encompasses.  The unexplainable pull I have for whatever reason.  

Ya'll chemistry.  I am for all of the chemistry.  Chemistry cannot be forced.  And it's not easy to ignore.  You can lie to yourself about it, you can pretend it's not there - but it's going to find you. 

Unfortunately - chemistry is not always what dictates your person.  It certainly cannot sustain an entire relationship.  But without real chemistry, I don't believe a relationship is worth giving your energies too.  

Timing can keep everyone apart.  Fear can keep everyone from being honest.

There are a lot of outside entities that keep people apart.  But the romantic in me hopes that when you find real chemistry, you give it a shot.  Whether that means telling that person how you feel, owning the emotions within yourself, or going all in - do yourself a favor, and give science a shot.